1.	Beer is always wet. Pussy needs a little work.	- One point BEER
2	Warm beer tastes Awful.	- One point PUSSY
3.	A Really Cold Beer is Satisfying.	- One point BEER
4.	If after taking a swig of your favorite beer you find a hair between your teeth, you may vomit.	- One point PUSSY
5.	Ten beer in one night and you can't drive home. Ten Pussies in one night andyou Don't want to drive anywhere.	- One point PUSSY
6.	If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may suffer. If you eat any Pussy in public place, you become a legend.	- One point PUSSY
7.	If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you smell of Pussy he may buy you a beer.	- One point PUSSY
8.	You normally don't find an Old BEER	- One point BEER
9.	To much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers. To much PUSSY and you'll think you've seen GOD.	- One point PUSSY
10.	In most countries there's a tax on beer.	- One point PUSSY
11.	If you have another beer, the first one never gets pissed off.	- One point BEER
12.	You can always be sure that you're the First One to open a bottle or can of Beer.	- One point BEER
13.	If you shake BEER it'll get all agitated but it eventually settles down.	- One point BEER
14.	You always know how much beer is going to cost.	- One point BEER
15.	Beer doesn't have a mother.	- One point BEER
16.	Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you've drank it	- One point BEER
Final Score:			Beer 9 PUSSY 7

That's it! The matter is settled, the clear winner is: BEER

If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded or discriminated, just
remember that Beer would experience none of those feelings, let alone express
them. -An extra point for BEER

February 3, 2007 6:02 PM